Buy Grease Monkey seeds

Gorilla Glue #4 x Cookies & Cream

by Exotic Genetix

Get ready to go bananas for Grease Monkey, an indica-leaning hybrid from Exotic Genetix that will unlock your ultimate “chill mode.” Bred from two legendary strains, this THC dominant seed is available as feminized seeds and packs a sweet yet spicy punch for your tastebuds. 

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Grease Monkey Seeds Strain Genetics

Grease Monkey marijuana seeds are a combination of two strains: the legendary, sativa dominant Gorilla Glue #4, and the oh-so-frosty indica/sativa hybrid Cookies & Cream.

Gorilla Glue #4, a potent Sour Dubb and Chem Sis descendent, gives Grease Monkey its legendary spicy diesel aftertaste while Cookies & Cream offers its high THC level and a sweet vanilla flavour that is reminiscent of that delectable ice cream cone from your childhood. The end result is a well-balanced hybrid that certainly won’t disappoint.

Grease Monkey Strain Terpene Profile

The sweet sugary aroma of Exotic Genetix’s Grease Monkey combined with potent petrol undertones provides an interesting sensation for your nostrils. The complex flavour can be just as intense, leaving you with a taste of earthy vanilla and spicy gasoline in your mouth.

High levels of caryophyllene give the strain an especially peppery flavour while limonene and myrcene terpenes add pleasant citrus and herbal notes to this cannabis strain’s spicy yet sweet bite.

Grease Monkey Strain Effects

There won’t be any monkeying around with this indica-leaning cannabis strain. Grease Monkey cannabis seeds deliver a euphoric yet relaxed and lazy buzz that will have you glued to your couch. Expect this strain to target your body and work deep into your muscles to unlock the ultimate “chill mode” as you ride the sleepy wave of this calming body high. 

But beware, this fan-favourite Exotic Genetix strain is a bit of a creeper, so take it slow and give it time for the physical melt to spread from head to toe.

Grease Monkey Strain Medical Benefits

Medical marijuana patients who suffer from chronic pain and insomnia can potentially benefit from the high THC level (around 22.5%) of this hybrid strain, which delivers a sedative and calming effect.

This harmonious blend of limonene, caryophyllene, THC, delivers a cerebral euphoric that can provide relief to those who are looking for a more natural way to ease their physical tensions and promote better sleep.

How to Grow Grease Monkey Strain

Grease Monkey cannabis seeds can be challenging to grow, but not impossible. You’ll need to practice your pruning skills as the plant grows uncharacteristically tall. The plant can be grown both indoors and outdoors, especially if you have enough space inside but the biggest challenge for growers is controlling the dank smell, so be prepared to invest in some carbon filters.

Available as feminized or regular seeds from our seed bank, this strain boasts a short flowering time of only 8-9 weeks after germination. When grown indoors, Grease Monkey seeds from Exotic Genetix can yield as much as 510g per m2. If you have the perfect outdoor environment (humid, sunny, between 70-80 degrees), you can expect an impressive yield of up to 595g per m2.

Grease Monkey is a hardy and exquisite flower with a high yield that flaunts forest green buds ripe with furry trichomes that will be rewarding to budding growers.