Buy Thanoz strain seeds

Zkittlez x Bitch Slap

by Dark Horse Genetics

Thanoz is an OG Kush-heavy, indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain from Dark Horse genetics cannabis seed bank that boasts a potent THC level as well as a wonderful citric flavour. 

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Thanoz Strain Genetics

An OG Kush-heavy, indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain from Dark Horse genetics that is characterised by dense, weighty buds and an uplifting, long-lasting high. A Zkittlez x Bitch Slap cross, Thanoz is going to rapidly find its way onto any cannaisseur’s wishlist!

Thanoz Strain Genetics

The genetics of these regular cannabis seeds are dominated by two epics, Cannabis Cup winning strains. On one side, you have the seedbank legend that is Zkittlez (Grape Ape x Grapefruit), while the lesser-known but genetically impressive high THC level marijuana strain, Bitch Slap (OZ Kush x Kosher Kush), carries the other half of the heritage.

Thanoz’s grandparent, Oz Kush, is also a child of Zkittlez, meaning that fruity, sweet strain is almost as omnipresent in the family tree as OG Kush. The genes of these epic strains ensure a euphoric buzz, a fruity, earthy flavour, and a pleasingly fast flowering time, a grower’s dream as well as a smoker’s!

Thanoz Strain Terpene Profile

Varied and deep flavours are usually due to a rich terpene profile, and that is certainly the case here. Myrcene, the classic cannabis terpene, is the most dominant, providing that herbal, skunk-like earthiness on the exhale. Adding a little spice to the situation is caryophyllene, the peppery terpene that guarantees a tickle on the tonsils on inhale.

Another abundant terp in this Zkittlez x Bitch Slap cross is limonene, providing that citrus fruit goodness with more than a little bit of tang that lingers on exhale. Also at play are linalool (floral) and humulene (hoppy), which accentuate the aromas and tastes with additional undertones to ensure a unique experience. 

Thanoz Strain Effects

Thanks to a high THC content (well over 20%), the effects of Thanoz are fast-acting, long-lasting, and potent with a capital P. This isn’t a couch-locking strain by nature, but it can be if you’re not careful, so remember that a little goes a very long way.

If you keep that in mind, then you can expect a pleasing, happiness-inducing, slow-building buzz that will keep a smile on your face for a long day. The full-body buzz ensures optimal relaxation, while the focused, cerebral head high is perfect for nights of a long conversation. This isn’t a daytime strain, even for the seasoned cannabis veteran, but it’s pretty much perfect for a chill-out evening!

Thanoz Strain Medical Benefits

A descendant of several popular medical marijuana strains, it’s no surprise that many are reporting potential health benefits from Thanoz. One of the possible positives is the alleviation of stress and stress-related conditions, The high THC content works hand in hand with the diverse terpene profile is thought to assist the body’s endocannabinoid system in controlling mood and limiting the effects of stress.

Additionally, the long-lasting effects of this strain are capped off by a sleepy sensation that may aid those who are living with insomnia. Not only does this cannabis strain have the potential to help with insomnia.

How to Grow Thanoz Strain Seeds

Indoor growers of these regular seeds (feminized and autoflowering seeds not currently available) will be delighted with the eight-week flowering time from germination and even more excited by the impressive indoor yield. Occasional trimming will be necessary because these plants spread, ensuring a phenomenal haul of light green and orange nugs when they’re ready to go.

Those growing these marijuana seeds outdoors will need space, too, because these cannabis plants do like to take up some room. Come October time, expect the outdoor yield to be even more impressive than it is outside, with long, pinecone shaped nugs growing from every direction and usually sticking out the top of the pant as well (some kind of support is suggested when it’s close to harvest time, to make sure they don’t bend too much). 

Coated in trichomes, the finished product is great for resin extraction and ensures a sublime experience for the smoker!